Fred Z
2008-05-06 13:51:44 UTC
WHAT I THOUGHT BEFORE PUBLICATION: Bill and Fleur, what a lovely
couple! They'll be lucky to get through the wedding without a car
bomb going off. Oh, wait, this isn't Iraq.
SMART-ALEC SUMMARY: Harry pays absolutely no attention to Bill and
Fleur for ninety-nine percent of the chapter. Typical teenager.
WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST READ IT: A beautiful chapter.
WHAT I THOUGHT ON REREADING: I had completely forgotten that the
twists at the end occur in this chapter. Yikes!
IT HELPS TO KNOW: that Patronuses are how members of the Order of the
Phoenix communicate with each other.
I WISH J.K. ROWLING HAD ... shown Bill and Fleur speaking their vows
and showed magic happening as they did.
I WISH J.K. ROWLING HAD ... invited Anthony LaPaglia from Frasier to
make an appearance as a drunken Weasley cousin.
I BEG TO DIFFER: Wasn't the whole Harry as Barny impersonation a bit
too risky?
WHY I LOVE J. K. ROWLING:
* The passage where Rowling says that Fleur's beauty usually dimmed
those around her, today it beautified them.
* The gobsmacking moments at the end when Harry learns in quick
succession that Albus Dumbledore is from Godric's Hollow, that the
Ministry of Magic, has fallen and that Rufus Scrimgeour (aka The Man
Formerly Thought To Be The Half-Blood Prince) is dead.
STARS: 7/7
WHY: I love weddings, and there is a bravura ending.
HERO: Luna Lovegood, because she recognizes Harry by his expression.
GOAT(1): Aunt Muriel.
GOAT(2): Elphias Doge. What a terrible defense attorney!
GOAT(3): Albus "I forgot to mention I'm from Godric's Hollow"
Dumbledore
BIGGEST PLOT HOLE: How is it possible that Voldemort didn't get an
invitation to the wedding?
FORESHADOWED: "When I get married," said Fred. I hate, and love, that
J.K.R. takes this opportunity to remind us of everything that Fred
will miss out on when he DIES later in the book. Aaagh.
VERY FUNNY ��: "Vot," said Krum, "is the point of being an
international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are
taken?"
REMINDS ME OF: My Big Fat Weasley Wedding.
couple! They'll be lucky to get through the wedding without a car
bomb going off. Oh, wait, this isn't Iraq.
SMART-ALEC SUMMARY: Harry pays absolutely no attention to Bill and
Fleur for ninety-nine percent of the chapter. Typical teenager.
WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST READ IT: A beautiful chapter.
WHAT I THOUGHT ON REREADING: I had completely forgotten that the
twists at the end occur in this chapter. Yikes!
IT HELPS TO KNOW: that Patronuses are how members of the Order of the
Phoenix communicate with each other.
I WISH J.K. ROWLING HAD ... shown Bill and Fleur speaking their vows
and showed magic happening as they did.
I WISH J.K. ROWLING HAD ... invited Anthony LaPaglia from Frasier to
make an appearance as a drunken Weasley cousin.
I BEG TO DIFFER: Wasn't the whole Harry as Barny impersonation a bit
too risky?
WHY I LOVE J. K. ROWLING:
* The passage where Rowling says that Fleur's beauty usually dimmed
those around her, today it beautified them.
* The gobsmacking moments at the end when Harry learns in quick
succession that Albus Dumbledore is from Godric's Hollow, that the
Ministry of Magic, has fallen and that Rufus Scrimgeour (aka The Man
Formerly Thought To Be The Half-Blood Prince) is dead.
STARS: 7/7
WHY: I love weddings, and there is a bravura ending.
HERO: Luna Lovegood, because she recognizes Harry by his expression.
GOAT(1): Aunt Muriel.
GOAT(2): Elphias Doge. What a terrible defense attorney!
GOAT(3): Albus "I forgot to mention I'm from Godric's Hollow"
Dumbledore
BIGGEST PLOT HOLE: How is it possible that Voldemort didn't get an
invitation to the wedding?
FORESHADOWED: "When I get married," said Fred. I hate, and love, that
J.K.R. takes this opportunity to remind us of everything that Fred
will miss out on when he DIES later in the book. Aaagh.
VERY FUNNY ��: "Vot," said Krum, "is the point of being an
international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are
taken?"
REMINDS ME OF: My Big Fat Weasley Wedding.