THRINAXODON, LORD OF USENET
2014-02-21 11:11:32 UTC
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THRINAXODON JUST BEAT RICHARD LEAKEY 100-0 IN WORLD SCIENCE
CHAMPIONSHIP. LEAKEY WAS TRYING WITH ALL HIS MIGHT TO PROVE HUMAN'S
QUATERNARY ORIGINS, BUT THRINAXODON DEFEATED HIM WITH A FEW HUMAN
DEVONIAN FOSSILS.
THE FOSSILS WERE EXACT, SAYS TOP SCIENTIST BOB CASANOVA, WHO EXAMINED
THE FOSSILS AND SAW PROOF THAT THESE FOSSILS WERE THE REAL DEAL.
LEAKEY WAS CRYING WHEN THRINAXODON GAINED ONE MILLION DOLLARS FOR HIS
CONTRIBUTIONS TO SCIENCE.
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EVIDENCE THAT HUMANS LIVED IN THE DEVONIAN:
https://groups.google.com/group/sci.bio.paleontology/browse_thread/thread/6f501c469c7af24f#
https://groups.google.com/group/sci.bio.paleontology/browse_thread/thread/3aad75c16afb0b82#
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http://thrinaxodon.wordpress.com/
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THRINAXODON ONLY HAD THIS TO SAY:
"I..I...I...Can't believe it. This completely disproved Darwinian
orthodoxy."
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THE BASTARDS AT THE SMITHSONIAN, AND THE LEAKEY FOUNDATION ARE ERODING
WITH FEAR.
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THESE ASSHOLES ARE GOING TO DIE:
THOMAS AQUINAS;
ALDOUS HUXLEY;
BOB CASANVOVA;
SkyEyes;
DAVID IAIN GRIEG;
MARK ISAAK;
JOHN HARSHAM;
RICHARD NORMAN;
DR. DOOLITTLE;
CHARLES DARWIN;
MARK HORTON;
ERIK SIMPSON;
HYPATIAB7;
PAUL J. GANS;
JILLERY;
WIKI TRIK;
THRINAXODON;
PETER NYIKOS;
RON OKIMOTO;
JOHN S. WILKINS
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THRINAXODON WAS SCOURING ANOTHER DEVONIAN FOSSIL BED, AND FOUND A
HUMAN SKULL, AND A HUMAN FEMUR. HE ANALYSED THE FINDS, AND SAW THAT
THEY WERE NOT NORMAL ROCKS. THESE WERE FOSSILIZED BONES. THEY EVEN HAD
TOOTH MARKS ON THEM. SO, THRINAXODON BROUGHT THEM TO THE LEAKEY
FOUNDATION, THEY UTTERLY DISMISSED IT, AND SAID, "We want to keep
people thinking that humans evolved 2 Ma." THRINAXODON BROUGHT HIS
SWORD, AND SAID, "SCIENCE CORRECTS ITSELF." RICHARD LEAKEY SAID, "That
is a myth, for people to believe in science." THRINAXODON PLANS TO
BRING DOOM TO SCIENCE, ITSELF.
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THRINAXODON IS NOW ON TWITTER.
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
==================THRINAXODON JUST BEAT RICHARD LEAKEY 100-0 IN WORLD SCIENCE
CHAMPIONSHIP. LEAKEY WAS TRYING WITH ALL HIS MIGHT TO PROVE HUMAN'S
QUATERNARY ORIGINS, BUT THRINAXODON DEFEATED HIM WITH A FEW HUMAN
DEVONIAN FOSSILS.
THE FOSSILS WERE EXACT, SAYS TOP SCIENTIST BOB CASANOVA, WHO EXAMINED
THE FOSSILS AND SAW PROOF THAT THESE FOSSILS WERE THE REAL DEAL.
LEAKEY WAS CRYING WHEN THRINAXODON GAINED ONE MILLION DOLLARS FOR HIS
CONTRIBUTIONS TO SCIENCE.
=================================
EVIDENCE THAT HUMANS LIVED IN THE DEVONIAN:
https://groups.google.com/group/sci.bio.paleontology/browse_thread/thread/6f501c469c7af24f#
https://groups.google.com/group/sci.bio.paleontology/browse_thread/thread/3aad75c16afb0b82#
====================================
http://thrinaxodon.wordpress.com/
===================================
THRINAXODON ONLY HAD THIS TO SAY:
"I..I...I...Can't believe it. This completely disproved Darwinian
orthodoxy."
===================================
THE BASTARDS AT THE SMITHSONIAN, AND THE LEAKEY FOUNDATION ARE ERODING
WITH FEAR.
===========================
THESE ASSHOLES ARE GOING TO DIE:
THOMAS AQUINAS;
ALDOUS HUXLEY;
BOB CASANVOVA;
SkyEyes;
DAVID IAIN GRIEG;
MARK ISAAK;
JOHN HARSHAM;
RICHARD NORMAN;
DR. DOOLITTLE;
CHARLES DARWIN;
MARK HORTON;
ERIK SIMPSON;
HYPATIAB7;
PAUL J. GANS;
JILLERY;
WIKI TRIK;
THRINAXODON;
PETER NYIKOS;
RON OKIMOTO;
JOHN S. WILKINS
===========================
THRINAXODON WAS SCOURING ANOTHER DEVONIAN FOSSIL BED, AND FOUND A
HUMAN SKULL, AND A HUMAN FEMUR. HE ANALYSED THE FINDS, AND SAW THAT
THEY WERE NOT NORMAL ROCKS. THESE WERE FOSSILIZED BONES. THEY EVEN HAD
TOOTH MARKS ON THEM. SO, THRINAXODON BROUGHT THEM TO THE LEAKEY
FOUNDATION, THEY UTTERLY DISMISSED IT, AND SAID, "We want to keep
people thinking that humans evolved 2 Ma." THRINAXODON BROUGHT HIS
SWORD, AND SAID, "SCIENCE CORRECTS ITSELF." RICHARD LEAKEY SAID, "That
is a myth, for people to believe in science." THRINAXODON PLANS TO
BRING DOOM TO SCIENCE, ITSELF.
============================
THRINAXODON IS NOW ON TWITTER.
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Thrinaxodon, the ultimate defender of USENET.