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Sorcerer's Stone Movie Spoilers
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Tim Bruening
2003-06-22 23:45:01 UTC
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Great Moments: Dumbledore putting out the lights.

Hagrid flying in on a flying motorcycle.

Harry making the glass on a snake exhibit disappear, causing Dudley to
fall in and allowing the snake to escape.

Harry making the glass reappear, trapping Dudley inside.

The owls spamming the Dursley household with hundreds of letters from
Hogwarts to Harry telling him that he has been admitted to Hogwarts.
Why do the owls who deliver the letters remain? Since only one owl
would be needed to take back Harry's reply, why don't the rest return to
Hogwarts so as to avoid making the Muggles suspicious? IMHO, Vernon
should sue Hogwarts for spamming him.

Hagrid bursting into the cabin where the Dursley family has sought
refuge from the rain of letters.

Hagrid giving Dudley a pig's tail.

Diagon Alley.

The Nimbus 2000 broom. Why is the handle crooked?

Gringotts Bank and its goblin tellers.

Harry Potter's fortune. I wonder if wizards have checks so that they
wouldn't have to haul all those Galleons around.

Hagrid removing a dingy bag from vault 713.

Harry Potter trying out wands and trashing the wand shop.

Harry getting the brother of Voldemort's wand.

Hagrid barely getting out Voldemort's name. He says that he can't spell
it. Why can't Hagrid spell it? Doesn't he know how to spell?

Just after the scenes of Hagrid helping Harry go shopping for school, we
see Hagrid leaving Harry at the train station. The fact that Hagrid is
rubbing the place where he stashed the bag from vault 713 indicates that
Harry went off to Hogwarts on the very same day that Hagrid took him
shopping. In the book, the two events are separated by a little more
than a month.

Harry's chocolate frog escaping from the train.

Neville finding his toad at Hogwarts, after losing it on the train.

The floating candles.

The House Sorting ceremony. McGonagall calls out the names or Hermione
Granger, Draco Malfoy, Susan Bones, Ronald Weasley, and Harry Potter.
Why isn't she calling up the students in alphabetical order? Potter
asks not to be put in Slytherin. Why in the next movie does he say that
he asked to go to Gryffindor when in this movie, he only said "not
Slytherin"?

The Hogwarts ghosts.

McGonagall turning back into a human from a cat, impressing Ron.
McGonagall suggesting that she transfigure Ron or Harry into a pocket
watch to help them make her class on time, or into a map to help them
find their way.

Snape hazing Potter by asking him difficult potions questions.
Ironically, Harry was taking notes when Snape started picking on him.

Owls bringing the mail to the students at breakfast.

Neville's Rememberall.

The broom flying lesson. Hermione's broom rolling over, and Ron's broom
hitting him on the nose. When Neville goes flying out of control, why
doesn't the teacher immediately hop on a broom to go after him?

Draco stealing Neville's Rememberall and flying up. Harry flying up
after him, then catching the Rememberall in front of McGonagall.

Harry being named Seeker of the Gryffindor Quidditch team. His Dad was
a Seeker too.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione running into a giant three headed dog.

Harry hitting a Bludger right in between two upraised swords on a
statue.

Hermione levitating a feather in Charm's class.

Neville burning his feather.

The floating pumpkins at Halloween.

Quirrell running into the dining hall yelling "There's a troll in the
dungeon!".

The troll smashing up the girl's bathroom in an effort to smash
Hermione.

Ron and Harry fighting the troll in the girl's bathroom. Harry sticking
his wand up the troll's nose (ick!). Ron levitating the troll's club.
The troll's look of confusing when it notices the loss of its club. The
club falling on the troll's head.

The Gryffindor/Slytherin Quidditch game: A Slytherin knocking out
Keeper Wood with a Bludger. Two Slytherins propelling a Chaser into a
banner. Harry Potter's broom going crazy. Why isn't time out called at
that point? Hermione setting Snape's cloak on fire (thinking that Snape
is hexing the broom). Harry Potter standing up on his broom, falling
off, and swallowing the Snitch. Will this be called the Potter
Maneuver?

Hagrid dragging a Christmas tree with a rope.

Flitwick using a wand to install Christmas tree ornaments.

Ron and Harry playing wizard chess, in which the chess pieces smash and
pieces they take off the board.

Why do Ron and Harry say "Happy Christmas" rather than "Merry
Christmas"?

Harry getting an Invisibility Cloak. Harry using it to enter the
library's Restricted Section. Harry finding a screaming book.

After Harry eludes the caretaker, Snape, and Quirrell, why does he drop
his Invisibility Cloak and leave it behind?

Harry seeing his parents in the Mirror of Erised. Ron seeing himself in
the mirror as Head Boy and Quidditch captain, and holding the House
Cup. Dumbledore explaining the mirror's functions to Harry. It shows a
person's desires.

Hermione finding a passage about Nicholas Flamel and his Sorcerer's
Stone (which can turn any metal into gold and make an Immortality
Elixer).

Why don't Harry, Ron, and Hermione wear the Invisibility Cloak when they
go to see Hagrid at night about the Stone?

Hagrid's baby dragon, admired by Ron, Harry, and Hermione, and also seen
by Draco.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione losing 150 points for Gryffindor. Harry, Ron,
Hermione and Draco serving their detention by helping Hagrid look for
injured unicorns in the Forbidden Forest.

Harry and Draco seeing Voldemort drinking unicorn's blood. A centaur
saving Harry from Voldemort. How does that centaur know about the
Sorcerer's Stone?

Hagrid blurting out the fact that music puts his three headed dog Fluffy
to sleep.

Neville attempting to stop Harry, Ron, and Hermione from sneaking out,
and Hermione paralyzing him.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione almost being eaten by Fluffy. Harry, Ron, and
Hermione falling onto the Devil's Snare, and Hermione using light to
free Ron.

The flying keys chasing Harry when he mounts a broom to catch one.

The giant game of wizard's chess. Ron getting clobbered by a chess
piece.

Why does the movie skip the Potions riddle?

Harry seeing in the mirror of Erised himself putting the Sorcerer's
Stone in his pocket. IMHO, its a tactical error for the mirror to give
Harry the Stone, since that give Voldemort an opportunity to get it. I
see no way for Voldemort to get the Stone if it remains in the mirror.

When Quirrell grabs Harry by the throat, Quirrell feels no pain. But
when Harry touches Quirrell's hand with his own, Quirrell's hand gets
burned and then crumbles. When Harry touches Quirrell's head, Quirrell
feels pain, the head crumbles, and then the entire body crumbles.
Dumbledore explains that Quirrell couldn't bear to have Harry touch him
because Harry was protected by his mother's love. Why could Quirrell
touch Harry's throat without pain?

Dumbledore's vomit flavored Bean.

Dumbledore's earwax flavored Bean.

Dumbledore awarding Hermione 50 points for remaining cool in the face of
danger, awarding Ron 50 points for his game of giant wizard chess,
awarding Harry 60 points for his courage, and awarding Neville 10 points
for standing up to his friends. As a result, Gryffindor wins the cup,
so Dumbledore changes the decorations from Slytherin to Gryffindor. I
noticed that everyone was wearing green cloaks at the cup awarding
ceremony. Was that in honor of Slytherin?

Hagrid giving Harry a photo album with pictures of his parents.

Hagrid suggesting that Harry threaten Dudley with magic, since Dudley
doesn't know that Harry can't do magic outside of school.
Tim Bruening
2003-06-27 23:15:46 UTC
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In the book, Harry and Hermione are caught as they come down the
astronomy tower after smuggling out Hagrid's pet dragon. Neville and
Draco are caught too. All 4 are sentenced to detention with Hagrid.

In the movie, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are caught on their way back from
Hagrid cabin after asking him about Flamel and seeing his pet dragon.
Again, Draco is caught too. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco are
sentenced to detention with Hagrid. Dumbledore arranges to remove the
dragon. In both versions, Gryffindor loses 150 points.

Why did the movie makers remove Neville and add Ron to that scene, and
change the circumstances?
DeepThought
2003-06-27 23:31:40 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the movie makers remove Neville and add Ron to that scene, and
change the circumstances?
Because it's a commercialized movie, and they wanted a main character in the
role.
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Death Eater Dan
2003-06-28 00:54:45 UTC
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In the book, Harry and Hermione are caught as they come down the
astronomy tower after smuggling out Hagrid's pet dragon. Neville and
Draco are caught too. All 4 are sentenced to detention with Hagrid.
In the movie, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are caught on their way back from
Hagrid cabin after asking him about Flamel and seeing his pet dragon.
Again, Draco is caught too. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco are
sentenced to detention with Hagrid. Dumbledore arranges to remove the
dragon. In both versions, Gryffindor loses 150 points.
Why did the movie makers remove Neville and add Ron to that scene, and
change the circumstances?
They couldn't fit the extra scenes in. Notice also that the scene after they
get in trouble is Detention. Infact there is nothing to indicate its not the
very same night and Hagrid mentions that Norbert gone already. So in all
Norbert is cut down to about 1 minute. And well there was no point in having
Neville in there, in a movie you want the main characters on as much as
possible.
Richard Eney
2003-06-28 02:45:48 UTC
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In the book, Harry and Hermione are caught as they come down the
astronomy tower after smuggling out Hagrid's pet dragon. Neville and
Draco are caught too. All 4 are sentenced to detention with Hagrid.
In the movie, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are caught on their way back from
Hagrid cabin after asking him about Flamel and seeing his pet dragon.
Again, Draco is caught too. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco are
sentenced to detention with Hagrid. Dumbledore arranges to remove the
dragon.
Why did the movie makers remove Neville and add Ron to that scene, and
change the circumstances?
They couldn't fit the extra scenes in. Notice also that the scene after
they get in trouble is Detention. In fact there is nothing to indicate
it's not the very same night and Hagrid mentions that Norbert gone
already. So in all Norbert is cut down to about 1 minute.
They didn't know that Neville was going to become more important.
The extra story line of introducing Ron's older brothers, the special
effects of not only an increasingly large Norbert but also more people
on brooms, and using yet another set - the tower stairs - would have
meant major expense even if they could have spared the screen time.

They also removed the part about Ron being bitten by Norbert and making
up an excuse for Madam Pomfrey. That lost us two items of information:
1) dragon bites are either poisonous or easily infected
2) Madam Pomfrey can be fobbed off with a not-very-good excuse. As a
school nurse in a magical school full of pets, she ought to know what
a dog bite looks like, as compared to a dragon bite. This is further
support for my belief that Wizard Rule 1 is don't get caught, Wizard
Rule 2 is be able to lie your way out of it.

=Tamar
Tim Bruening
2003-06-28 22:47:53 UTC
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Spoilers through Order of the Phoenix:

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Weapons I expect to see in the coming Wizard War:

Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-Bangs, modified to explode with deadly force
when they come near a Death Eater.

Bludgers bewitched to attack DEs and explode when they hit said DEs.

Bombs delivered by owls.

An army of hippogriffs, dragons, giant spiders, Blast Ended Skrewts, and
thestrals commanded by Hagrid.

An army of giants and snakes commanded by Voldemort.

An army of rats commanded by Wormtail.

Potion balloons.

Howlers containing recordings of Mandrake screams and delivered by
owls. The first target: The Dursleys, targeted by a Voldemort Mandrake
Howler so that they can't protect Harry Potter anymore. If Potter is
present at the time, would he be affected?

An army of house elves, commanded by Hermione.

Wizards on broomsticks engaging in dogfights with their wands. The
wizards would be trying to ignite, curse, hex, and Transfigure each
other and each other's brooms, and also throwing Potion balloons and
batting Bludgers and bombs at each other.

Portal mines to transport unwary wizards into the sea.

Portals used to deliver bombs.
Tim Bruening
2003-06-29 23:06:33 UTC
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Spoilers through Chamber Of Secrets:

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As a weapon, I propose Howlers containing recordings of Mandrake screams
and delivered by owls. Such a Howler would instantly kill its
recipient, and would not be expected.
Mclan99
2003-06-29 23:14:53 UTC
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As a weapon, I propose Howlers containing recordings of Mandrake screams
and delivered by owls. Such a Howler would instantly kill its
recipient, and would not be expected.
Unless having to choose "Is it live or is it Memorex" isn't an issue with
Mandrakes... :) Perhaps the Mandrake scream is only deadly if you catch a
'live' performance...

Joolz
Michael Wilcox
2003-06-30 00:12:15 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
As a weapon, I propose Howlers containing recordings of Mandrake
screams and delivered by owls. Such a Howler would instantly kill its
recipient, and would not be expected.
Well, since we're not sure how Howlers work, this may not work. The Howler
might not nessesarily give a recording, but rather the gist of what the
sender was feeling at the time. That said, a Howler screaming Madrake cries
may need to be sent by a madrake, something which I'm fairly confident is
impossible.
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mjwilco at yahoo dot com
rainbow
2003-06-30 03:59:10 UTC
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As a weapon, I propose Howlers containing recordings of Mandrake
screams and delivered by owls. Such a Howler would instantly kill
its recipient, and would not be expected.
and kill everyone around? even innocent ones, just because they are there?
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Tim Bruening
2003-07-01 01:57:44 UTC
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OOTP Spoilers.
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As a weapon, I propose Howlers containing recordings of Mandrake
screams and delivered by owls. Such a Howler would instantly kill
its recipient, and would not be expected.
and kill everyone around? even innocent ones, just because they are there?
Right up Voldemort's alley.
rainbow
2003-07-01 04:57:46 UTC
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OOTP Spoilers.
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As a weapon, I propose Howlers containing recordings of Mandrake
screams and delivered by owls. Such a Howler would instantly kill
its recipient, and would not be expected.
and kill everyone around? even innocent ones, just because they are there?
Right up Voldemort's alley.
I don't see V. acting like that, I mean with a howler...
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Corinne
pour m'écrire perso : remplacer 32 par 21 & enlever le tiret entre
net & courrier to write me : replace 32 by 21 & serveur is netcourrier
Tim Bruening
2003-07-02 01:31:04 UTC
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OOTP Spoilers.
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As a weapon, I propose Howlers containing recordings of Mandrake
screams and delivered by owls. Such a Howler would instantly kill
its recipient, and would not be expected.
and kill everyone around? even innocent ones, just because they are there?
Right up Voldemort's alley.
I don't see V. acting like that, I mean with a howler...
Why would Voldemort hesitate to send a Mandrak Howler to his enemies?
Paul Wartenberg
2003-06-30 15:46:00 UTC
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As a weapon, I propose Howlers containing recordings of Mandrake screams
and delivered by owls. Such a Howler would instantly kill its
recipient, and would not be expected.
The potential for howlers to be annoying is just stupendous. I think
someone in the wizarding world must have worked out "spam filters" and
"pop-up killers" by now.
Hmm. Spam filters. "Ron, my grand's owl is delivering a Howler! Hurry,
hand me some Spam to distract him! Here, owl, eat some Spam!" Nah. Too
silly.
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Jonathan Buzzard
2003-06-30 16:01:51 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
As a weapon, I propose Howlers containing recordings of Mandrake screams
and delivered by owls. Such a Howler would instantly kill its
recipient, and would not be expected.
The potential for howlers to be annoying is just stupendous. I think
someone in the wizarding world must have worked out "spam filters" and
"pop-up killers" by now.
Popup killers are easy. Put yourself behind a firewall and tell it
to drop all that crap. As a result I have never had a single
popup in my life and don't expect one either.

JAB.
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Tennant Stuart
2003-07-02 22:07:14 UTC
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Popup killers are easy. Put yourself behind a firewall and tell it
to drop all that crap. As a result I have never had a single
popup in my life and don't expect one either.
What is a 'popup'?

Is it something to do with spam?


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David M. Sueme
2004-11-21 11:52:08 UTC
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The Nimbus 2000 broom. Why is the handle crooked?
Because it makes it look more "high tech". High tech in this world is
a bit different than what we Americans usually think of as high tech.
You might look up the work "atavism".
Post by Tim Bruening
Harry Potter's fortune. I wonder if wizards have checks so that they
wouldn't have to haul all those Galleons around.
Absolutely not. Muggles have electricty, telephones, and checks.
Wizards don't need this ugly stuff.
Post by Tim Bruening
The House Sorting ceremony. McGonagall calls out the names or Hermione
Granger, Draco Malfoy, Susan Bones, Ronald Weasley, and Harry Potter.
Why isn't she calling up the students in alphabetical order?
Because it is a movie and they are doing things quickly so the movie
doesn't end up four hours long. I take it you haven't read the books.
In the book they were called on alphabetically.

Potter
Post by Tim Bruening
asks not to be put in Slytherin. Why in the next movie does he say that
he asked to go to Gryffindor when in this movie, he only said "not
Slytherin"?
Aren't G and S presented as the "big league" alternatives, and R and H
as "minor league"? So if you are "big league" caliber and don't want
Slytherin, then Gyffindor is the alternative.
Post by Tim Bruening
Why does the movie skip the Potions riddle?
Time.
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Tim Bruening
2005-06-27 14:00:57 UTC
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Weapons I expect to see in the coming Wizard War:

Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-Bangs, modified to explode with deadly force
when they come near a Death Eater.

Bludgers bewitched to attack DEs and explode when they hit said DEs.

Bombs delivered by owls.

An army of hippogriffs, dragons, giant spiders, Blast Ended Skrewts, and
thestrals commanded by Hagrid.

An army of giants and snakes commanded by Voldemort.

An army of rats commanded by Wormtail.

Potion balloons.

Howlers containing recordings of Mandrake screams and delivered by
owls. The first target: The Dursleys, targeted by a Voldemort Mandrake
Howler so that they can't protect Harry Potter anymore. If Potter is
present at the time, would he be affected?

An army of house elves, commanded by Hermione.

Wizards on broomsticks engaging in dogfights with their wands. The
wizards would be trying to ignite, curse, hex, and Transfigure each
other and each other's brooms, and also throwing Potion balloons and
batting Bludgers and bombs at each other.

Portal mines to transport unwary wizards into the sea.

Portals used to deliver bombs.
Toon
2005-06-28 10:46:33 UTC
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On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 07:00:57 -0700, Tim Bruening
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Howlers containing recordings of Mandrake screams and delivered by
owls. The first target: The Dursleys, targeted by a Voldemort Mandrake
Howler so that they can't protect Harry Potter anymore. If Potter is
present at the time, would he be affected?
Yes, hence his happily leaving early. Sheesh!
Tim Bruening
2005-06-29 07:23:20 UTC
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Post by Toon
On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 07:00:57 -0700, Tim Bruening
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Howlers containing recordings of Mandrake screams and delivered by
owls. The first target: The Dursleys, targeted by a Voldemort Mandrake
Howler so that they can't protect Harry Potter anymore. If Potter is
present at the time, would he be affected?
Yes, hence his happily leaving early. Sheesh!
At least then Voldemort would no longer have to worry about Harry seeking
refuge with the Dursleys!
Jan van Aalderen
2005-06-28 17:59:03 UTC
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Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-Bangs, modified to explode with deadly force
when they come near a Death Eater.
Bludgers bewitched to attack DEs and explode when they hit said DEs.
Ah, deadbeaters against deatheaters.
A bit of elven magic on Hogwarts' side does seem likely.
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Bombs delivered by owls.
Too risky. They might by tempted to deliver an answer.
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An army of hippogriffs, dragons, giant spiders, Blast Ended Skrewts, and
thestrals commanded by Hagrid.
No heliophats?

Anyway, I somehow suspect Hagrid lacks the strategic insight to command
any army. Also, he wouldn't want any of these nice gentle creatures to
get hurt by evil wizards. Likely his army would prsent a gaver danger to
his own side than to the enemy.
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An army of giants and snakes commanded by Voldemort.
Likely the giant get into an argument and start whipping eachother with
the snakes.
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An army of rats commanded by Wormtail.
Potion balloons.
Easily driven off by nasty venemous aunts, ballooned by H. students
under the tunes of "blow another one" after a short lesson by Harry, as
we all know an experienced auntpumper.

Oops.. what am I saying. <g>
Well, at least I wasn't thinking it as some of you may read it when I
wrote it. :)
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Howlers containing recordings of Mandrake screams and delivered by
owls. The first target: The Dursleys, targeted by a Voldemort Mandrake
Howler so that they can't protect Harry Potter anymore. If Potter is
He is not protected by the Dursley's, but by the fact that it is a place
"where his mothers' blood dwells". So he just needs to keep a pint of
Petunia's in the fridge. He is adept enough to think of that timely.
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present at the time, would he be affected?
An army of house elves, commanded by Hermione.
Armies only 'work' under commanders they respect. The elves do not
respect Hermione. Also, her zealotic attitude towards elf-liberation
might lead her into joining V. if he promises to set the elves free (he
may do so, although Hermione might be smart enough to extend the
condition to 'free, alive and in peace') She has a record of acting
against her own side 'for the greater good'.
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Wizards on broomsticks engaging in dogfights with their wands. The
wizards would be trying to ignite, curse, hex, and Transfigure each
other and each other's brooms, and also throwing Potion balloons and
batting Bludgers and bombs at each other.
Portal mines to transport unwary wizards into the sea.
Since even wizards cannot breath under water for very long - unless well
prepared -, the mines would be rather superfluous, and may lead to the
neat trick to fail. After all, how unwary must one be to grab a seamine
as a portal? also, these things weigh 100s of pounds. I do think wizards
using a portal usually carry or at least lift it.
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Portals used to deliver bombs.
That won't work. Portals are triggered by wizard-touch. More likely
would be bombs turned into portals, which are then used by Palestinian
or Iraqi wizards.
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Weapons I expect to see in the coming Wizard War:>
An army of house elves, commanded by Hermione.
Armies only 'work' under commanders they respect. The elves do not
respect Hermione. Also, her zealotic attitude towards elf-liberation
might lead her into joining V. if he promises to set the elves free (he
may do so, although Hermione might be smart enough to extend the
condition to 'free, alive and in peace') She has a record of acting
against her own side 'for the greater good'.
Okay, let Harry Potter command the house elves?

On what occasions has Hermione collaborated with Slytherins or DEs?>
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Portal mines to transport unwary wizards into the sea.
Since even wizards cannot breath under water for very long - unless well
prepared -, the mines would be rather superfluous, and may lead to the
neat trick to fail. After all, how unwary must one be to grab a seamine
as a portal? also, these things weigh 100s of pounds. I do think wizards
using a portal usually carry or at least lift it.
By "portal mine", I mean an innocent looking object that transports a person
to the sea when he steps on it.
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Portals used to deliver bombs.
That won't work. Portals are triggered by wizard-touch. More likely
would be bombs turned into portals, which are then used by Palestinian
or Iraqi wizards.
So THAT's why we are having so much trouble in Iraq!
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Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-Bangs, modified to explode with deadly force
when they come near a Death Eater.
Bludgers bewitched to attack DEs and explode when they hit said DEs.
Bombs delivered by owls.
An army of hippogriffs, dragons, giant spiders, Blast Ended Skrewts, and
thestrals commanded by Hagrid.
An army of giants and snakes commanded by Voldemort.
An army of rats commanded by Wormtail.
Potion balloons.
Howlers containing recordings of Mandrake screams and delivered by
owls. The first target: The Dursleys, targeted by a Voldemort Mandrake
Howler so that they can't protect Harry Potter anymore. If Potter is
present at the time, would he be affected?
An army of house elves, commanded by Hermione.
Wizards on broomsticks engaging in dogfights with their wands. The
wizards would be trying to ignite, curse, hex, and Transfigure each
other and each other's brooms, and also throwing Potion balloons and
batting Bludgers and bombs at each other.
Portal mines to transport unwary wizards into the sea.
Portals used to deliver bombs.
Flying cars bewitched by Arthur Weasley. In those cars would be wizards firing curses and hexes at enemy wizards.
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Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-Bangs, modified to explode with deadly force
when they come near a Death Eater.
Bludgers bewitched to attack DEs and explode when they hit said DEs.
Ah, deadbeaters against deatheaters.
A bit of elven magic on Hogwarts' side does seem likely.
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Bombs delivered by owls.
Too risky. They might by tempted to deliver an answer.
The owls would be ordered to return without waiting for an answer.

A nuclear bomb, stolen by Death Eaters and exploded over Privet Drive while Harry Potter is "home". I defy Lilly's love to defeat a nuclear bomb!
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