zinn
2022-07-30 08:08:01 UTC
Expelliarmus! And faster than you can say Severus Snape, the dork magic
that is wokeness has been neutralized. J.K. Rowling is being let out of
her PC jail cell by the new chief of Warner Bros. Discovery.
You may have noticed that when it came time to engineer a Harry Potter
20th-anniversary reunion on New Years Day for HBO Max, the company seemed
to treat Rowling like a muggle. She appeared only in archival footage.
That was strange, but then again, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and
Fantastic Beasts star Katherine Waterston have all taken
disgraceful/ungrateful little pokes at Rowling. HBO Max seemed uncertain
whether she deserved a lot of attention at a Harry Potter celebration.
Its not like she was important to that franchise or anything.
But this spring a new headmaster, David Zaslav, came in to run Warner
Bros., which made the Harry Potter films. Zaslav has already made two big,
and hilarious moves: Canceling CNN+, and uncanceling Rowling. Zaslav is
meeting with Rowling to discuss new Harry Potter projects, reports the
Wall Street Journal.
Thats news because as the Fantastic Beasts series dwindles into oblivion,
the industry trades have been a little quiet about new Rowling projects
lately. (Lately she popped up in the news when Vladimir Putin complained
that the West was canceling Russia just like it canceled Rowling. Rowling
fired back that she didnt invade Ukraine).
Presumably, well be getting some new Rowling/Potter content. Hurrah! The
Prisoner of Wokezkaban is free.
Rowling, known for holding such extremist views as women are a different
thing from men, was subjected to online harassment from Twitter mobs who
insisted that her reputation be cast into the hellfire flames of Mordor.
[I think youre getting mixed up with a different franchise Ed.] Although
most of Rowlings antagonists appeared to be either spotty 14-year-olds or
adjunct professors of gender studies, AT&T proved that a $100 billion-
dollar corporation can cave quicker than the French army in 1940 and cast
the Cloak of Invisibility over Rowling.
Zaslav, who according to the Journal is such a workaholic that he starts
work at 6 a.m. and is pushing for the Starbucks on the Warners lot to stay
open 24 hours, has been flicking his lightsaber in every direction to cut
costs [Do you even watch these movies? Ed] and reduce headcount at the
newly-rechristened company. He even dared to ask execs why Warners made
the terrible Clint Eastwood movie Cry Macho last year. (Answer:
Eastwoods previously made non-terrible movies, so we owe him this.) So
his apparent willingness to make big bets on Rowling indicates he thinks
shes vital to the companys future growth prospects, Twitter be damned.
Zaslav has also signaled he wants CNN to sound more like a news network
and less like an all-night meeting of the Bard College Young Hysterians
Club. I think people in America are looking for a place where people
arent yelling and giving opinions, Zaslav told CNBC this week, and
theyre looking for more news and so thats what youll see from CNN.
Along with the moves by Ron DeSantis, who refused to be bullied by Woke
Disney; Elon Musk, who has vowed to unshackle speech on Twitter (if he
ever actually buys it); and Netflix, which last week informed its squeaky-
toy coterie of aggrieved activists that Dave Chappelle is more important
than they are and Netflix may not be the best place for you, the rise of
Zaslav suggests that the Great Unwokening may already have begun.
The way things are going, it may soon be safe to state true things again.
https://nypost.com/2022/05/19/hurrah-for-new-hbo-boss-for-uncanceling-j-k-
rowling/
that is wokeness has been neutralized. J.K. Rowling is being let out of
her PC jail cell by the new chief of Warner Bros. Discovery.
You may have noticed that when it came time to engineer a Harry Potter
20th-anniversary reunion on New Years Day for HBO Max, the company seemed
to treat Rowling like a muggle. She appeared only in archival footage.
That was strange, but then again, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and
Fantastic Beasts star Katherine Waterston have all taken
disgraceful/ungrateful little pokes at Rowling. HBO Max seemed uncertain
whether she deserved a lot of attention at a Harry Potter celebration.
Its not like she was important to that franchise or anything.
But this spring a new headmaster, David Zaslav, came in to run Warner
Bros., which made the Harry Potter films. Zaslav has already made two big,
and hilarious moves: Canceling CNN+, and uncanceling Rowling. Zaslav is
meeting with Rowling to discuss new Harry Potter projects, reports the
Wall Street Journal.
Thats news because as the Fantastic Beasts series dwindles into oblivion,
the industry trades have been a little quiet about new Rowling projects
lately. (Lately she popped up in the news when Vladimir Putin complained
that the West was canceling Russia just like it canceled Rowling. Rowling
fired back that she didnt invade Ukraine).
Presumably, well be getting some new Rowling/Potter content. Hurrah! The
Prisoner of Wokezkaban is free.
Rowling, known for holding such extremist views as women are a different
thing from men, was subjected to online harassment from Twitter mobs who
insisted that her reputation be cast into the hellfire flames of Mordor.
[I think youre getting mixed up with a different franchise Ed.] Although
most of Rowlings antagonists appeared to be either spotty 14-year-olds or
adjunct professors of gender studies, AT&T proved that a $100 billion-
dollar corporation can cave quicker than the French army in 1940 and cast
the Cloak of Invisibility over Rowling.
Zaslav, who according to the Journal is such a workaholic that he starts
work at 6 a.m. and is pushing for the Starbucks on the Warners lot to stay
open 24 hours, has been flicking his lightsaber in every direction to cut
costs [Do you even watch these movies? Ed] and reduce headcount at the
newly-rechristened company. He even dared to ask execs why Warners made
the terrible Clint Eastwood movie Cry Macho last year. (Answer:
Eastwoods previously made non-terrible movies, so we owe him this.) So
his apparent willingness to make big bets on Rowling indicates he thinks
shes vital to the companys future growth prospects, Twitter be damned.
Zaslav has also signaled he wants CNN to sound more like a news network
and less like an all-night meeting of the Bard College Young Hysterians
Club. I think people in America are looking for a place where people
arent yelling and giving opinions, Zaslav told CNBC this week, and
theyre looking for more news and so thats what youll see from CNN.
Along with the moves by Ron DeSantis, who refused to be bullied by Woke
Disney; Elon Musk, who has vowed to unshackle speech on Twitter (if he
ever actually buys it); and Netflix, which last week informed its squeaky-
toy coterie of aggrieved activists that Dave Chappelle is more important
than they are and Netflix may not be the best place for you, the rise of
Zaslav suggests that the Great Unwokening may already have begun.
The way things are going, it may soon be safe to state true things again.
https://nypost.com/2022/05/19/hurrah-for-new-hbo-boss-for-uncanceling-j-k-
rowling/