Metaphoid's Ace obsession score card.

[Ace♠]

No-one's arguing with you, Acehole! Congratulations on proving you are
indeed the biggest fucknozzle. I honestly don't remember anyone ever
suggesting otherwise...

I designed Ace to be a fucknozzle, which is something the likes of
Metaphoid has never gotten a grasp of. He's so blinded by his
desperation kick Acehole's arse, he can't grasp the fact that Acehole
is a fictional character played by me. Conchita, Goldie etc. All
fictional. You can't strike Ace's nerve, because he's not real. Once
again, I designed him to be a fucknozzle, douchebag, netkook, dork,
idiot etc.
Smart people figured that out a long time ago. Stupid people continue
to think Ace is real and can be effected by their futile efforts to
insult an it.

Here's an example. This is the actor Crispin Glover, playing the part
of a fucknozzle, douchebag, kook, dork, idiot he created:

Here's another example. This is the actor Joaquin Phoenix, doing the
same thing:

And now here's me, doing the same thing:

Do you get how this works yet? Are you able to grasp that all of that
was made up? The dark circles under the eyes are charcoal smudges.That
even the voice was faked? Or are you going to keep wetting yourself
over the prospect of one upping a fictional character? Or putting a
fictional character in its place? Are you still that obtuse?

Either way, I win.

Oh, and the word "pram" was used first in your quoted post - ya dumb fuck!

BIZZZT Wrong.

I win. Again.

A*

[]v[etaphoid³]

Post by Ace♠

No-one's arguing with you, Acehole! Congratulations on proving you
are indeed the biggest fucknozzle. I honestly don't remember anyone
ever suggesting otherwise...

I designed Ace to be a fucknozzle, which is something the likes of
Metaphoid has never gotten a grasp of. He's so blinded by his
desperation kick Acehole's arse, he can't grasp the fact that Acehole
is a fictional character played by me. Conchita, Goldie etc. All
fictional. You can't strike Ace's nerve, because he's not real. Once
again, I designed him to be a fucknozzle, douchebag, netkook, dork,
idiot etc.
Smart people figured that out a long time ago. Stupid people continue
to think Ace is real and can be effected by their futile efforts to
insult an it.
Here's an example. This is the actor Crispin Glover, playing the part
http://youtu.be/NloYrP-SLBA
Here's another example. This is the actor Joaquin Phoenix, doing the
http://youtu.be/ajEYVlvcOUY
http://youtu.be/VQFdwQ5chBk
Do you get how this works yet? Are you able to grasp that all of that
was made up? The dark circles under the eyes are charcoal smudges.That
even the voice was faked? Or are you going to keep wetting yourself
over the prospect of one upping a fictional character? Or putting a
fictional character in its place? Are you still that obtuse?
Either way, I win.

Oh, and the word "pram" was used first in your quoted post - ya dumb fuck!

BIZZZT Wrong.
I win. Again.
A*

ROFL! So why do you keep getting so upset? This trolling business is
supposed to be fun, fella!

Anyhow, thanks for explaining that to ]v[etaphoid³ - as real as the day is
long...

[]v[etaphoid³]

Post by ]v[etaphoid³

Post by Ace♠

No-one's arguing with you, Acehole! Congratulations on proving you
are indeed the biggest fucknozzle. I honestly don't remember anyone
ever suggesting otherwise...

I designed Ace to be a fucknozzle, which is something the likes of
Metaphoid has never gotten a grasp of. He's so blinded by his
desperation kick Acehole's arse, he can't grasp the fact that
Acehole is a fictional character played by me. Conchita, Goldie
etc. All fictional. You can't strike Ace's nerve, because he's not
real. Once again, I designed him to be a fucknozzle, douchebag,
netkook, dork, idiot etc.
Smart people figured that out a long time ago. Stupid people
continue to think Ace is real and can be effected by their futile
efforts to insult an it.
Here's an example. This is the actor Crispin Glover, playing the
http://youtu.be/NloYrP-SLBA
Here's another example. This is the actor Joaquin Phoenix, doing the
http://youtu.be/ajEYVlvcOUY
http://youtu.be/VQFdwQ5chBk
Do you get how this works yet? Are you able to grasp that all of
that was made up? The dark circles under the eyes are charcoal
smudges.That even the voice was faked? Or are you going to keep
wetting yourself over the prospect of one upping a fictional
character? Or putting a fictional character in its place? Are you
still that obtuse?
Either way, I win.

Oh, and the word "pram" was used first in your quoted post - ya dumb fuck!

BIZZZT Wrong.
I win. Again.
A*

ROFL! So why do you keep getting so upset? This trolling business is
supposed to be fun, fella!

I am not upset, you stupid idiot. I am just trying to pound reality
through your thick skull. You are such a clueless idiot. It's like
watching a homeless junkie walking in front of a moving bus. You don't
care if it lives or dies, but you can't help but think; that stupid
moronic idiot. "Hey, idiot..."

You sure sound upset! Deep breaths, buddy - trolling is supposed to be fun!

But no, you keep thinking there's something to be gained. Something to
be won. You don't even get the pure sarcasm directed at you when I
write "I win". What's fun about making a mindless boob like you chase
his tail a thousand times? To make you jump trough the same hoop a
thousand times. To make you dance the same dance a thousand times. You
operate on one braincell. And that one braincell is brain damaged. How
can anyone possibly be so completely clueless? I mean an amoeba could
possibly be as clueless as you are, but amoebas can't type, which is
unfortunate because an amoeba would be far more interesting than you
are.

Post by ]v[etaphoid³
Anyhow, thanks for explaining that to ]v[etaphoid³ - as real as the
day is long...

Damn you to hell.
A*

Yep - you're upset alright. For all of your long-winded explanations, I just
can't understand why you'd be so perturbed at having achieved your apparent
goal...

One wonders why you'd go to the trouble of explaining and exposing yourself
in such pathetic detail, if you are already happy with everyone
acknowledging and treating "Ace*" like the fucknozzle you designed him to
be? Isn't that what you wanted?

You shrinking fucktard...

[]v[etaphoid³]

Post by ]v[etaphoid³
You sure sound upset! Deep breaths, buddy - trolling is supposed to be fun!
Yep - you're upset alright. For all of your long-winded
explanations, I just can't understand why you'd be so perturbed at
having achieved your apparent goal...
One wonders why you'd go to the trouble of explaining and exposing
yourself in such pathetic detail, if you are already happy with
everyone acknowledging and treating "Ace*" like the fucknozzle you
designed him to be? Isn't that what you wanted?
You shrinking fucktard...

You still don't get it so I'll try to explain it to you again. You are
a stupid clueless idiot. You don't get it when someone is really upset
or just pretending to be upset. Or when someone is actually trying to
explain things to you or just pretending to explain things to you. Or
if I'm really exposing myself in pathetic detail or just pretending to
explain myself in pathetic detail. Or if I really designed Ace to be a
fucknozzle or if I'm just pretending that I designed Ace to be a
fucknozzle to make people think that was my intention when in
actuality I unintentionally have made Ace a fucknozzle and for that
matter if Ace is really a fictional character or if I'm just claiming
Ace is a fictional character because I'm embarrassed by what a fool I
make of myself and all the asskickings I receive or if that's all an
act and I'm really a Lithuanian haberdasher on an acid trip or maybe
all things come to one at the end of it all and there's no one left to
pick up all the pieces of the crumbled existence on non existent
existence because when you add it all up it all comes out to forty
thousand variables that are valueless if devalued in a society that
has no values except for valuing the invaluable which would some up
the totalitarian attitude expressed by the total disregard for
totality.
A*

Sorry Ace - that's way too poorly formatted to command my attention. If you
really want people to read your prose, you really need to format it so that
it *doesn't* look a like a spewing guyser of random mindfarts...

On a lighter note, would you like me to bring you back anything from my trip
to Rome, Cairo and the Mediterranean next week?

[Ace♠]

Post by ]v[etaphoid³
Sorry Ace

I seriously doubt that.

A*

[Ace♠]

Post by ]v[etaphoid³
On a lighter note, would you like me to bring you back anything from my trip
to Rome, Cairo and the Mediterranean next week?

Irrefutable empirical evidence that you were actually there.

A*

[]v[etaphoid³]

Post by Ace♠

Post by ]v[etaphoid³
On a lighter note, would you like me to bring you back anything from
my trip to Rome, Cairo and the Mediterranean next week?

Irrefutable empirical evidence that you were actually there.
A*

Now that's more like it! I'm glad you're better after yesterday when you
seemed so sad; throwing your toys out of the pram as you we sent you from
one newsgroup to the next...

I'd offer to take a photo of myself holding a sign saying "Acehole is an
intentional fucknozzle" in front of famous landmarks, but I'm worried
onlookers may think I'm as much of a socially-retarded fuckwit as you! If
you can think of a way I can supply some "empirical evidence" without
looking like a desparate netkook like you, I'll be only too happy to
oblige...

[Ace♠]

Post by ]v[etaphoid³

Post by Ace♠

Post by ]v[etaphoid³
On a lighter note, would you like me to bring you back anything from
my trip to Rome, Cairo and the Mediterranean next week?

Irrefutable empirical evidence that you were actually there.
A*

Now that's more like it! I'm glad you're better after yesterday when you
seemed so sad; throwing your toys out of the pram as you we sent you from
one newsgroup to the next...

Blah, blah, blah... I keep beating you to a bloody pulp, so you're
faking a vacation as your excuse for giving up and running away.

Post by ]v[etaphoid³
I'd offer to take a photo of myself holding a sign saying "Acehole is an
intentional fucknozzle" in front of famous landmarks, but I'm worried
onlookers may think I'm as much of a socially-retarded fuckwit as you! If
you can think of a way I can supply some "empirical evidence" without
looking like a desparate netkook like you, I'll be only too happy to
oblige...

LOL @ the simple single cell mind of the drooling outback inbreed,
begging the obvious from my vast and superior intelligence. At least
you're able to generate enough sub-intelligence to know a photoshopped
pic of someone else standing in front of the Colosseum et al, isn't
going to wash.

These days mico-brain, people who can actually afford the kind of
vacation you're imagining being on, take videos of it. So, amoeba
brain, how's about making a video of you walking through Rome or Cairo
etc saying something like "This is Metaphoid and I'm here in
[location]..." You know like one of those world traveling chaps on PBS
programs.

Rick Steve in Rome:

Rick Steve in Egypt:

It's pretty obvious, if you had the attention span (doubtful) to watch
those videos, that Rick Steve really is traveling through these locals
and interacting with the people who reside there, rather than it being
something faked. That is irrefutable empirical evidence that this
person really is visiting these locations.

Of course you'll have to let everyone see what you look like and how
you sound etc. Something I'm sure you're terrifyingly too embarrassed
to ever let happen.

One more example, 'cause you're such a dummy.
If you view the 2008 AVLV Soiree video, (again requiring more
attention span than you're capable of) there can be be no doubt that
the members of avlv, including myself, really did have a get-together
in Las Vegas.

It's only for the fact that you have the intelligence of a dust bunny,
that you'd have to beg instructions on how to accomplish something
that's so painfully obviously to figure out and easy to do.

But of course this really about you tucking your tail beneath your
bright red arse and running away from me. ***@U, the vanquished peon.

A*

[]v[etaphoid³]

Post by Ace♠

Post by ]v[etaphoid³

Post by Ace♠

Post by ]v[etaphoid³
On a lighter note, would you like me to bring you back anything
from my trip to Rome, Cairo and the Mediterranean next week?

Irrefutable empirical evidence that you were actually there.
A*

Now that's more like it! I'm glad you're better after yesterday when
you seemed so sad; throwing your toys out of the pram as you we sent
you from one newsgroup to the next...

Blah, blah, blah... I keep beating you to a bloody pulp, so you're
faking a vacation as your excuse for giving up and running away.

Not for another 5 days. So man up...

Post by Ace♠

Post by ]v[etaphoid³
I'd offer to take a photo of myself holding a sign saying "Acehole
is an intentional fucknozzle" in front of famous landmarks, but I'm
worried onlookers may think I'm as much of a socially-retarded
fuckwit as you! If you can think of a way I can supply some
"empirical evidence" without looking like a desparate netkook like
you, I'll be only too happy to oblige...

begging the obvious from my vast and superior intelligence. At least
you're able to generate enough sub-intelligence to know a photoshopped
pic of someone else standing in front of the Colosseum et al, isn't
going to wash.
These days mico-brain, people who can actually afford the kind of
vacation you're imagining being on, take videos of it. So, amoeba
brain, how's about making a video of you walking through Rome or Cairo
etc saying something like "This is Metaphoid and I'm here in
[location]..." You know like one of those world traveling chaps on PBS
programs.
http://youtu.be/1AF4UejSTcs
http://youtu.be/BdALkK2yDEE
It's pretty obvious, if you had the attention span (doubtful) to watch
those videos, that Rick Steve really is traveling through these locals
and interacting with the people who reside there, rather than it being
something faked. That is irrefutable empirical evidence that this
person really is visiting these locations.
Of course you'll have to let everyone see what you look like and how
you sound etc. Something I'm sure you're terrifyingly too embarrassed
to ever let happen.
One more example, 'cause you're such a dummy.
If you view the 2008 AVLV Soiree video, (again requiring more
attention span than you're capable of) there can be be no doubt that
the members of avlv, including myself, really did have a get-together
in Las Vegas.
http://youtu.be/bpvP5zxiTEE
It's only for the fact that you have the intelligence of a dust bunny,
that you'd have to beg instructions on how to accomplish something
that's so painfully obviously to figure out and easy to do.
But of course this really about you tucking your tail beneath your
A*

Gee whilikers, Ace - I can't keep up with you!

Yesterday you're blurting that this is all one giant ruse and why would
anyone get so invested, and today you're giving me a 5kb blow by blow
mission to accomplish, complete with researched video links detailing how I
can make you look even sillier in your imagined online pissing contest.

Love your work, you kooky, broken clown...

[Ace♠]

Post by ]v[etaphoid³
Gee whilikers, Ace - I can't keep up with you!

I know. Better fake a vacation to give yourself a rest.

A*

[Ace♠]

Post by ]v[etaphoid³

Post by Ace♠

No-one's arguing with you, Acehole! Congratulations on proving you
are indeed the biggest fucknozzle. I honestly don't remember anyone
ever suggesting otherwise...

I designed Ace to be a fucknozzle, which is something the likes of
Metaphoid has never gotten a grasp of. He's so blinded by his
desperation kick Acehole's arse, he can't grasp the fact that Acehole
is a fictional character played by me. Conchita, Goldie etc. All
fictional. You can't strike Ace's nerve, because he's not real. Once
again, I designed him to be a fucknozzle, douchebag, netkook, dork,
idiot etc.
Smart people figured that out a long time ago. Stupid people continue
to think Ace is real and can be effected by their futile efforts to
insult an it.
Here's an example. This is the actor Crispin Glover, playing the part
http://youtu.be/NloYrP-SLBA
Here's another example. This is the actor Joaquin Phoenix, doing the
http://youtu.be/ajEYVlvcOUY
http://youtu.be/VQFdwQ5chBk
Do you get how this works yet? Are you able to grasp that all of that
was made up? The dark circles under the eyes are charcoal smudges.That
even the voice was faked? Or are you going to keep wetting yourself
over the prospect of one upping a fictional character? Or putting a
fictional character in its place? Are you still that obtuse?
Either way, I win.

Oh, and the word "pram" was used first in your quoted post - ya dumb fuck!

BIZZZT Wrong.
I win. Again.
A*

ROFL! So why do you keep getting so upset? This trolling business is
supposed to be fun, fella!

Most of the time I'm laughing. Probably harder than I should. As in
too easily amused. I could fake a meltdown that would give you an
orgasm. Maybe I'll do just that tomorrow. Even if I explain my
intentions to someone with a one track mind, they'll still react
predictably to it. "Woo hoo I finally got him to blow his top ha ha
ha" and so forth. There is a slight chance that I'm possibly perturbed
at that obtuseness. The cluelessness. The single minded one track
mindlessness. But I doubt it.

I'm not sure what's up today. I'm in an exceptionally apathetic funk,
that's for sure. Probably one of those biorhythm thingies. Change of
season possibly. Sometimes I write for the same reason a man sits on
his porch and whittles a stick just to watch the chips
fly.

Post by ]v[etaphoid³
Anyhow, thanks for explaining that to ]v[etaphoid³ - as real as the day is
long...

I write for the sake of writing. The primer that ignites it is
irrelevant. Metaphoid 1, 2, 3 fake, real, he, she, it... makes no
difference. If no one in 1,000,000 years reads this post, makes no
difference. How the person who reads this post reacts, makes no
difference. What the person who reads this post thinks of me, or Ace,
makes no difference. Whether you believe me or not, makes no
difference. Your response, if any, makes no difference.

I kind of wonder if you'd have a nervous breakdown, if you suddenly
became fully starkly aware of just how completely insignificant all of
this is. Himm........

A*