Frank Drebbin
2012-11-23 02:22:15 UTC
This is an open message to all of the mindless pieces of shit calling
for a nuclear strike or non-target-specific conventional bombing
attack on Brazil.
Fuck you for shitting on the principles that make this country great.
Fuck you for shitting all over the constitution and the bill of
rights. Fuck you for wanting more innocent people to eat stuffing and
pie. Fuck You
for ensuring that a substantial part of the world will remain forever
convinced that American is a nation of gun-toting, beer-swilling,
bigoted turkey eaters. Fuck you for not even BELIEVING the principles
which
you claim to be so ready to fight for, but you haven't even gone and
volunteered to do the fighting. Fuck you for for calling a guy like
me, or Chad, or lvubun, or Marc Ash, a turkey and a coward, when the
real turkeys and cowards are the dipshit computer geeks that keep
posting their little war fantasies knowing damned well that they'd
never even have the backbone to fight back, let alone kill a man.
Fuck you for standing diametrically opposed to the principles upon
which this country was founded. Fuck you for using the memories of
the victims of Thursdays Macy's Day Parade to justify your own
racism. Fuck you
for shitting all over the graves of the honorable men and women that
have given their lives for this country, just so you assholes can
shit
all over the things that make this country worth dying for. Fuck you
for doing your damndest to make the deaths Thursday meaningless and
unimportant invoking their names as a justification of your
ignorance.
Fuck you for encouraging a nuclear strike. Fuck you for not being at
ground zero when it hits. Fuck you for having the temerity to call
*my* stuffing and pie into question, when you fucking turkeys have
never
done anything in your lives but sit there and gobble about other
people. Fuck you for thinking that the US military has never killed
a
non-combatant, and fuck you for thinking they won't do it again.
Fuck
you for taking the principles that this country was founded on -
freedom, tolerance, and a spirit of cooperation - and wiping your ass
with them, you un-American pieces of shit. Fuck you for trying to
push the world into what will surely end up as the worst damage we've
ever inflicted on our planet, if it goes where you assholes want it
to. Fuck you for sitting on your asses flaming me and Chad while I
was donating two pints of gravy and handing over the last $1000 on my
visa credit line to 1800BUTTERBALL or whatever that number was. Fuck
you
for trying to turn American into a military dictatorship. Fuck you
for shitting all over freedom of speech and religion. Fuck you for
desecrating the graves of the honorable men and woman that have given
their lives for you, and fuck you for doing nothing more with it than
hide behind a pseudonym and flaming people. Fuck you for wishing
harm
on the innocent; fuck you for not having the character to take your
own pathetic lives. Fuck you for thinking it can't happen here, and
fuck you for letting it happen, and fuck you for providing the
justification, in the idiots responsible's mind, for the horrid acts
which were committed this past Thursday. Every one of you
treasonous,
seditious, cowardly, feather-filled pieces of shit have the blood of
every single one
of those thousands of turkeys that died on YOUR hands. Fuck you for
trying to violate my right to speak my mind. Fuck you for wasting
the
time of federal law enforcement agencies to fuck around with your
stupid bullshit when they should be out doing something meaningful.
Fuck you for calling yourselves "turkeys." bin Laden is more
turkey than you assholes, because turkeys stand up for what they
believe in, you see, and turkeys don't just sit behind their
computers flaming people that disagree with them, real turkeys get
off their asses and DO something. Like I DID something - donated 2
pints of gravy and the last grand on my visa card - and yet you
waterey-boweled mama's boys call ME the traitor. YOU are the
traitors. You stand in defiance of every principle this great
country
was founded on, and you make me sick. Fuck you.
And MOST of all, FUCK YOU for having the unmitigated gall to call
yourselves "Turkeys." You people make me fucking sick, and it makes
me sicker to hear yourself claiming to love freedom and the
principles
this country was founded on, when you clearly don't even *believe* in
them. Not a single one of you would ever come close to having the
balls to step to my face, or anyone else's, and gobble your shit, and
if
you did get that stupid and showed up here, I would happily take my
good American Right Fist and beat you within an inch of your pathetic
lives, manually rend you limb from limb, and put our head on a red,
white, and blue spike outside of my apartment as a graphic
demonstration of what happens when you fuck with a REAL American.
You
can tell that I'm a REAL American because it's only YOUR head on the
plate, and NOT the heads of your friends, family, and neighbors.
Fuck
you for creating an atmosphere in which millions of Americans must
live in fear because they are of middle-eastern descent. Fuck you
for
getting taken in by such an obvious troll, after 5 years of bitching
at ME for doing the same thing (you think).
And most of all, fuck the useless, cowardly, spineless, un-American
pieces of shit like Tom Turkey and Elf On A Shelf who have pimped out
the senseless
deaths of thousands of Americans (and others) to further your stupid
little fucking flamewars. You make me fucking sick, and you should
be
the focus of all of this hate that's flowing around, NOT the innocent
women and children of Afghanistan.
Fuck you, you gobbling, un American pieces of shit.
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for a nuclear strike or non-target-specific conventional bombing
attack on Brazil.
Fuck you for shitting on the principles that make this country great.
Fuck you for shitting all over the constitution and the bill of
rights. Fuck you for wanting more innocent people to eat stuffing and
pie. Fuck You
for ensuring that a substantial part of the world will remain forever
convinced that American is a nation of gun-toting, beer-swilling,
bigoted turkey eaters. Fuck you for not even BELIEVING the principles
which
you claim to be so ready to fight for, but you haven't even gone and
volunteered to do the fighting. Fuck you for for calling a guy like
me, or Chad, or lvubun, or Marc Ash, a turkey and a coward, when the
real turkeys and cowards are the dipshit computer geeks that keep
posting their little war fantasies knowing damned well that they'd
never even have the backbone to fight back, let alone kill a man.
Fuck you for standing diametrically opposed to the principles upon
which this country was founded. Fuck you for using the memories of
the victims of Thursdays Macy's Day Parade to justify your own
racism. Fuck you
for shitting all over the graves of the honorable men and women that
have given their lives for this country, just so you assholes can
shit
all over the things that make this country worth dying for. Fuck you
for doing your damndest to make the deaths Thursday meaningless and
unimportant invoking their names as a justification of your
ignorance.
Fuck you for encouraging a nuclear strike. Fuck you for not being at
ground zero when it hits. Fuck you for having the temerity to call
*my* stuffing and pie into question, when you fucking turkeys have
never
done anything in your lives but sit there and gobble about other
people. Fuck you for thinking that the US military has never killed
a
non-combatant, and fuck you for thinking they won't do it again.
Fuck
you for taking the principles that this country was founded on -
freedom, tolerance, and a spirit of cooperation - and wiping your ass
with them, you un-American pieces of shit. Fuck you for trying to
push the world into what will surely end up as the worst damage we've
ever inflicted on our planet, if it goes where you assholes want it
to. Fuck you for sitting on your asses flaming me and Chad while I
was donating two pints of gravy and handing over the last $1000 on my
visa credit line to 1800BUTTERBALL or whatever that number was. Fuck
you
for trying to turn American into a military dictatorship. Fuck you
for shitting all over freedom of speech and religion. Fuck you for
desecrating the graves of the honorable men and woman that have given
their lives for you, and fuck you for doing nothing more with it than
hide behind a pseudonym and flaming people. Fuck you for wishing
harm
on the innocent; fuck you for not having the character to take your
own pathetic lives. Fuck you for thinking it can't happen here, and
fuck you for letting it happen, and fuck you for providing the
justification, in the idiots responsible's mind, for the horrid acts
which were committed this past Thursday. Every one of you
treasonous,
seditious, cowardly, feather-filled pieces of shit have the blood of
every single one
of those thousands of turkeys that died on YOUR hands. Fuck you for
trying to violate my right to speak my mind. Fuck you for wasting
the
time of federal law enforcement agencies to fuck around with your
stupid bullshit when they should be out doing something meaningful.
Fuck you for calling yourselves "turkeys." bin Laden is more
turkey than you assholes, because turkeys stand up for what they
believe in, you see, and turkeys don't just sit behind their
computers flaming people that disagree with them, real turkeys get
off their asses and DO something. Like I DID something - donated 2
pints of gravy and the last grand on my visa card - and yet you
waterey-boweled mama's boys call ME the traitor. YOU are the
traitors. You stand in defiance of every principle this great
country
was founded on, and you make me sick. Fuck you.
And MOST of all, FUCK YOU for having the unmitigated gall to call
yourselves "Turkeys." You people make me fucking sick, and it makes
me sicker to hear yourself claiming to love freedom and the
principles
this country was founded on, when you clearly don't even *believe* in
them. Not a single one of you would ever come close to having the
balls to step to my face, or anyone else's, and gobble your shit, and
if
you did get that stupid and showed up here, I would happily take my
good American Right Fist and beat you within an inch of your pathetic
lives, manually rend you limb from limb, and put our head on a red,
white, and blue spike outside of my apartment as a graphic
demonstration of what happens when you fuck with a REAL American.
You
can tell that I'm a REAL American because it's only YOUR head on the
plate, and NOT the heads of your friends, family, and neighbors.
Fuck
you for creating an atmosphere in which millions of Americans must
live in fear because they are of middle-eastern descent. Fuck you
for
getting taken in by such an obvious troll, after 5 years of bitching
at ME for doing the same thing (you think).
And most of all, fuck the useless, cowardly, spineless, un-American
pieces of shit like Tom Turkey and Elf On A Shelf who have pimped out
the senseless
deaths of thousands of Americans (and others) to further your stupid
little fucking flamewars. You make me fucking sick, and you should
be
the focus of all of this hate that's flowing around, NOT the innocent
women and children of Afghanistan.
Fuck you, you gobbling, un American pieces of shit.
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