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I want to be a girl like Hermione
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me
2005-05-25 15:36:08 UTC
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Make fun of me all you want.

I finally bought a Hermione costume at one of those party costume stores.

At first, I changed into the costume in my bedroom, but I was getting too
excited and sweaty. I just couldn't take it anymore, so I decided to
change outside.

I put the Hogwarts uniform, bra, and panties into a paper bag, and biked
for an hour into a nearby woods. It was deep in the forest; nobody was
around.

Excited, I took off all my clothes at once. First, I put on the bra.
Because it was a padded bra, it nearly looked like I was a real girl, and
I got a terrible boner. Next, I put on the panties. I had trouble getting
it to fit because my dick was erect.

I felt really nervous because I had this bra and these panties on, even
though I was a guy. But in my heart, I had no shame, because I was a girl
like Hermione.

Next, I put on the uniform. Because I was a girl, I slipped into it
naturally. By now, I was so nervous that I was starting to get a little
jittery.

Just at that moment, two little grade-school girls who had been playing
hide-and-seek in the bushes suddenly came out.

"Who are you?" they asked.

Although I was ashamed, I decided to talk with the girls as a girl.

"My name is Hermione Granger", I said. "Don't lie!" said one of the girls.
"You're a man!" "It's true!" I said defensively. "I'm a girl! I'm wearing
girls' clothing and girls' leggings." "But..."
"You're so mean! Why don't you believe me!" I cried. "Here, I'll prove it
to you."

I took off the uniform, and stood before them in nothing but a bra and
panties. These children had to be at least 20 years younger than me.
Already, I was acting kind of crazy. "What do you think?" I said. "I'm
wearing a bra and panties. I'm a girl, right?" Next, I posed for them with
a wand and shouted spells so loudly they could be heard throughout the
wood, in nothing but the bra and panties. I felt shameful as a girl. The
schoolkids laughed. "You're weird!" they said.
"Why are you so mean?" I said again. "You don't believe me, even though
I'm doing everything a girl does. I'm a girl through and through."

Then, three more schoolkids came out from the bush. "What's going on?" one
of them said.
"Look, it's an older girl. Her name is Hermione." "Ehhh?"
I felt helpless and shameful, and I didn't know what to do. I cried before
the schoolkids. One of the three kids who had emerged grabbed at my
unstrapped bra. "I took it!" she giggled.
"Eeyyannn! I need that bra!"
Because I said "eeyannn" without even thinking about it, I realized that I
had become a real girl, and I became more excited. "Please, give it back,
or I can't be Ron's wife!" With these words, I became even more excited.
Moreover, when they took my bra, the girls could see my chest. "A man
can't be a wife!" one of them taunted. "No, I'm a girl!" I pleaded. "I
will be a wonderful wife!" The bra having been taken, I didn't know what
to do! "I know!" said another of the girls. "If she's a girl, she would
like having her boobs rubbed." "That's right!"
"I know too!" I chimed in. "I like having my boobs rubbed a lot because
I'm a girl, too!" I sat down like a girl before the girls, and began to
rub my chest. "Ahh! Ahh! Yes!" "How weird!" said the girls.
Even though my body was a boy, I felt very good rubbing my chest. "Yes!
Yes! It's very good!"
"Hahahaha!" The girls laughed at me.
Being laughed before five girls, I felt very shameful wearing nothing but
panties. "It feels good even if I don't rub my dick like a boy, because I
am really a girl!" "Hahhahahaha! You're weird!"

Though I had only been rubbing my breast, I was about to reach orgasm. I
didn't know what to do, so finally I took off my panties. Because I am a
girl, it was very shameful to take off both my bra and panties in front of
someone else. Now, I was showing the full monty to these girls 20 years
younger than me. "Oh, look!" said one of them. "See, he has a dick! He is
still a man!" "But he was wearing Hermione's clothes, and panties, and a
bra... he's a creepy person!" "Even creepier! He was talking like a girl,
too." "Even even creepier! Even though he's a man, he said that he's realy
a girl!" "Even even even creepier! Even though he's a man, he said he
wants to be Ron's wife!"

"This guy," said one of them, "is all like, 'It feels good even if I don't
rub my dick like a boy, because I am really a girl!' 'Eeyannn!'" The
others laughed. "Haha, that's perfect!"

The girls were mocking me. I said with all my strength:

"Even if I'm a boy in my body, in my heart I am a girl!"

"I want to be a girl like Hermione!

Then, I want to be a cute girl like Hermione! I want actual boob and pusy
like Hermione, too! I want to suck Ron's cock!
I want Ron to rub my boob!
I want Ron's cock put in my pussy as much as possible! I want Ron to kiss
me!
I want Ron to put his cock in between my breasts! I want Ron to come
inside me!
I wants to become pregnant, I want to have Ron's baby! I want Ron to hold
me all the time!
I want Ron's cock put in my pussy and want to become hanyan! I want to be
a girl like Hermione!
I want to be a girl like Hermione!
I WANT TO BE A GIRL LIKE HERMIONE~~~!!!! "

I am surrounded by five girls far younger than myself and stared at.

Not only the uniform but also a bra and panties were taken off, and my
whole body was exposed. I never touched my cock, only rubbed my chest. All
the girls saw me splurt much, much come all over.

"I really really want to be a girl like Hermione!!"

Make fun of me all you want.
Dave Hinz
2005-05-25 19:18:56 UTC
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Dear ISP Administer:
This person used words like erect boner and bra and I was deeply
offended, please censor this person so my delicate eyes never have to see
these
horrible words again.

Yours in Christ,
Dave Hinz
Skyrider
2005-05-26 12:25:14 UTC
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On Thu, 26 May 2005 04:46:21 -0700, "Jeff Schick" <***@spamcop.net>
wrote the following in ink distilled from the fermented blood of a
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Post by Jeff Schick
This person used words like erect boner and bra and I was deeply
offended, please censor this person so my delicate eyes never have to see
these
horrible words again.
Yours in Christ,
Dave Hinz
now that's just being silly! :)
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George Johnson
2005-05-26 13:39:30 UTC
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| Dear ISP Administer:
| This person used words like erect boner and bra and I was deeply
| offended, please censor this person so my delicate eyes never have to see
| these
| horrible words again.
|
| Yours in Christ,
| Dave Hinz


Well, if the folks out there haven't chanced across a cruddy Harry
Potter sexual fanfic, well there we go...

At least we can be happy it wasn't Draco Malfoy, Filch, and Crookshanks
"starring" in this one.
Dave Hinz
2005-05-26 15:56:39 UTC
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This person used words like erect boner and bra and I was deeply
offended, please censor this person so my delicate eyes never have to see
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horrible words again.
Jeff shows his colors again.
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Dear ISP Administer: This person used words like erect boner and bra and I
was deeply offended, please censor this person so my delicate eyes never
have to see these horrible words again.
Now I can understand boner being somewhat offensive, but to me erect is
simply a scientific term, and bra is offensive as jeans! I'm going to
have to label you a puritan..
Alex Clark
2005-05-28 02:07:36 UTC
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Post by Sam Davies
Dear ISP Administer: This person used words like erect boner and bra and I
was deeply offended, please censor this person so my delicate eyes never
have to see these horrible words again.
Now I can understand boner being somewhat offensive, but to me erect is
simply a scientific term, and bra is offensive as jeans! I'm going to
have to label you a puritan..
I hope you understood that the previous post was a satirical parody.

--
Alex Clark

Am I Lord Voldemort? (the last anagram rejected by Tom Riddle)
Sam Davies
2005-05-28 19:13:42 UTC
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Post by Alex Clark
Post by Sam Davies
Dear ISP Administer: This person used words like erect boner and bra and I
was deeply offended, please censor this person so my delicate eyes never
have to see these horrible words again.
Now I can understand boner being somewhat offensive, but to me erect is
simply a scientific term, and bra is offensive as jeans! I'm going to
have to label you a puritan..
I hope you understood that the previous post was a satirical parody.
Whose? Jeff Schick's?
Alex Clark
2005-05-30 20:54:40 UTC
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Post by Sam Davies
Post by Alex Clark
Post by Sam Davies
Dear ISP Administer: This person used words like erect boner and bra and I
was deeply offended, please censor this person so my delicate eyes never
have to see these horrible words again.
Now I can understand boner being somewhat offensive, but to me erect is
simply a scientific term, and bra is offensive as jeans! I'm going to
have to label you a puritan..
I hope you understood that the previous post was a satirical parody.
Whose? Jeff Schick's?
Yes. Unless I'm very much mistaken.
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Alex Clark

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Sam Davies
2005-05-30 21:50:06 UTC
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ISP Administer: This person used words like erect boner and bra and I > >
was deeply offended, please censor this person so my delicate eyes
never > > > > have to see these horrible words again. > > > > > > Now I
can understand boner being somewhat offensive, but to me erect is > > >
simply a scientific term, and bra is offensive as jeans! I'm going to > >
have to label you a puritan.. > > > > I hope you understood that the
previous post was a satirical parody. > > Whose? Jeff Schick's?
Yes. Unless I'm very much mistaken.
I suppose. Hard to say tho. Some people are really like that.\

Alex Clark
2005-05-26 07:32:45 UTC
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Post by me
Make fun of me all you want.
. . .

Rocky Horror was much more entertaining.
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Alex Clark

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